Girl Poem
Denne er gjerne gammel og utbrukt, og ikke har jeg "komponert" den selv.... men jeg liker den så godt at jeg legger den ut likevel jeg....... ;-)
Erica,
1 tiår siden
I shave my legs,
I sit down to pee.
And I can justify
any shopping spree.
Dont`t go to a barber,
but a beauty salon.
I can get a massage
without a hard-on.
I can balance the checkbook,
I can pump my own gas.
I can talk to my friends,
about the size of my ass.
My beauty`s a masterpiece,
and yes, it takes long.
At least I can admit,
to others when I`m wrong.
I don`t drive in circles,
at any cost.
And I don`t have a problem,
admitting I`m lost.
I never forget,
an importent date.
You just got to deal with it,
I`m usually late.
I don`t watch movies,
with lots of gore.
Don`t need instant replay,
to remember the score.
I won`t lose my hair,
I don`t get jock itch.
And just couse I`m assertive,
don`t call me a bitch.
Don`t say to your friends,
oh yeah, I can get her.
In you`r dreams, my dear,
I can do better!
Flowers are okay,
but jewelry`s best.
Look a me idiot......
not at my chest?????
I don`t have a problem,
with expressing my feelings.
I know when you`re lying,
you look at the ceiling.
Don`t call me a girl,
a babe or a chick.
I am a woman,
get it you`r DICK!?!
ingen skult agenda her, men jeg fikk bare så lyst til å legge den her "so all of you beautiful women in here can have a laught too... cheers!"
Erica ;-)
